I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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