we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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