Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Randomize
