it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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