Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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