Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Im just a social blackout drinker.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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