oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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