i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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