Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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