everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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