I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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