Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She bit a glass in half.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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