I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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