how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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