I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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