If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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