I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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