That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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