i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Randomize
