this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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