Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
my poor anus
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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