Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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