you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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