if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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