id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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