I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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