Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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