Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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