So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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