tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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