you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize