Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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