Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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