k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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