I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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