Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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