I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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