question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it was like eating out sand paper
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
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