I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
operation have a gay friend backfired
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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