i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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