oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I think a kid would responsible me up
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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