apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
And then my night got REAL pukey
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
