Dual....:-)
her vagine was all disorganized.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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