Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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