I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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