I wanna bring you to show and tell
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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