i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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