Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize