so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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