billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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