How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Even my vagina gasped.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You pole danced in your parka.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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