He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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