I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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