Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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