No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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