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(402): View more from Nebraska

Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

Um...??

(402): View more from Nebraska

She's excited

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(708): View more from Illinois

you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!

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(409): View more from Texas

I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop

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(727): View more from Florida

Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night

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(+61): View more from Australia

I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.

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(830): View more from Texas

What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple

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(313): View more from Michigan

Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Well that didn’t go as expected.

(514): View more from Quebec

I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.

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