Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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