It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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