dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
