dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
no you cant smoke seaweed
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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